A midnight rendezvous in cyberspace with a fellow mommy colleague in New Zealand has left me facing my day after only 3 interrupted hours of sleep. I-Need-Coffeeeeeeeee. And tell me why it is that the minute the words, "Mommy doesn't feel good" crosses my lips my toddler becomes 14 times more needy and talkative. I'm feeling a little like a pirate in pajamas, "Aarrggh, matey. My good eye be me guide while the other gets some sleep. Shiver me timbers, I've a 3 foot parrot squawkin away in me ear!"