The Conservationist

"Mommmmyyyy" Shelby screamed from the shower, "I'm dooooonnnnnnee!" Okay, you caught me, I left my toddler in the shower alone. I was madly racing around the house picking up the tornado before guests arrived. "Okkaaayyy! I'm coming," I lied as I jogged to the laundry room to change loads. When I returned, her tone had escalated, as had her pitch, "MMOMMMMMMYYY! I'm all done! AND I'M WASTING WATER!!!!!!!!"
She actually does listen to me!

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