SpeeeeeeeddEEEEE!

I just want to say that caffeine and alcohol rock. Especially when mixed. After a full cup of caffeine followed by multiple glasses of red wine I feel like Zena Princess Warrior. I'm in full control of my destiny. I just booked a family vacation to Disneyland, an Anniversary night in San Francisco, folded three loads of laundry and rearranged the furniture in my living room. I'm pouring myself a blend of Dark Roast Cabernet. Whoah, are those my eyeballs twitching? It's only 11 p.m., a perfect time for an evening run, and then maybe I'll paint the bathroom. (In a pitch only dogs can hear) Aiyyyyay YAI! (Karate chop.)

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