Face Cream Developments

As you know, I've raised the bar on my approach to preserving the youth in my face. Elizabeth Arden is my partner in this wrinkle war(for a hefty fee). And yesterday, I rolled my ginormous butterfly shopping cart into the checkout aisle with both kids in tow, threw the 12 pack of beer on the counter and the checker asked, "Do you have some I.D. for the beer?"
OMG, I just got carded!!!!
Nevermind the fact that the checker was recently featured on Tales From the Crypt. Or that her next job was a California Raisin commercial. I'll take what I can get: I got carded!

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