AAUUUGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The baby's screaming was in full swing at 12:43 a.m.
AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!!
Mom: "Why is she SCREAMING??? WHAT is her problem???"
A mother's mid night compassion.
Even louder AAUUGGHHHHHH!!! EEEEEEEKKKK!!
Dad: "Did you give her enough Motrin?" (A Father's solution)
Well, that would depend on it's purpose. I DO want her to wake up in the morning.
(LOUDER) AAAAARRRRRRRGGGHGHHHH!!!!!
Mom: "She IS teething and she may have gas. We switched formula the other day."
Dad: "When she did this last night you just gave her a bottle and she went right to sleep."
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
It was hard to, wait. I did?
I DID! So much for those stupid parenting books, forget the rules, night feeding does solve all the problems, all bets are off, I can't even hear myself think. JUST - MAKE - IT- STOP!!!
Bottle. Silence.
Moral? Hunger pains make for loud alarm clocks at the most incovenient times. I've been starving my active baby and she can't sleep through the night! Bad mommy.
The baby's screaming was in full swing at 12:43 a.m.
AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!!
Mom: "Why is she SCREAMING??? WHAT is her problem???"
A mother's mid night compassion.
Even louder AAUUGGHHHHHH!!! EEEEEEEKKKK!!
Dad: "Did you give her enough Motrin?" (A Father's solution)
Well, that would depend on it's purpose. I DO want her to wake up in the morning.
(LOUDER) AAAAARRRRRRRGGGHGHHHH!!!!!
Mom: "She IS teething and she may have gas. We switched formula the other day."
Dad: "When she did this last night you just gave her a bottle and she went right to sleep."
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
It was hard to, wait. I did?
I DID! So much for those stupid parenting books, forget the rules, night feeding does solve all the problems, all bets are off, I can't even hear myself think. JUST - MAKE - IT- STOP!!!
Bottle. Silence.
Moral? Hunger pains make for loud alarm clocks at the most incovenient times. I've been starving my active baby and she can't sleep through the night! Bad mommy.
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